My baby GwenIn response to the numerous requests I have been receiving (Okay, just Jana), I have decided to create a blog. An ever so informing and entertaining blog that will record my oh so interesting life, and by interesting, I mean boring.
To start, I would like to tell you my goals and dreams in life.
Goal #1: track down those diet pills Jana mentioned and get back to my weight when I was in ninth grade (when I still thought I was fat, was embarrassed by everything and everyone, thought the fact that Kara had french kissed a boy sounded really gross, and wore flannel shirts and baggy pants because I genuinely thought I looked good). Okay, so maybe not ninth grade, maybe wedding weight instead (when instead of hating sex, I was only afraid of it..just kidding, i don't really hate sex:)). Oh, and I want to do this with no exercise involved please.
Goal #2: to actually learn to cook decent food and cook it on a regular basis. No more chef boyardee, macaroni and cheese or dino bites (the chicken nuggets from Costco), or weekly trips to Rumbi, Del Taco, or McDonald's. Okay, so Rumbi might still be happening. It's so stinkin' good. Anyone wanting to supply recipes to the McKelle Don't Cook Good cause, feel free!
Goal #3: um, to paint more.
What am I talking about? None of these goals will happen. I'm too lazy. As far as goal #1 is concerned, I'm going to stick with one of my mission companions philosophies. And I quote "I'm making it my goal to gain weight. I don't know about you guys, but I'm making goals I can achieve!" Thanks Murdogg!
Dream #1: Well, the other night, I dreamt that my house was haunted. Super creepy!
Well, that's all for now. At a later time I will actually post something about today, and how I went to the Zoo with Gwen, my mom, and Ava and Owen. Really hot, but fun. Gwen is out of control.
To start, I would like to tell you my goals and dreams in life.
Goal #1: track down those diet pills Jana mentioned and get back to my weight when I was in ninth grade (when I still thought I was fat, was embarrassed by everything and everyone, thought the fact that Kara had french kissed a boy sounded really gross, and wore flannel shirts and baggy pants because I genuinely thought I looked good). Okay, so maybe not ninth grade, maybe wedding weight instead (when instead of hating sex, I was only afraid of it..just kidding, i don't really hate sex:)). Oh, and I want to do this with no exercise involved please.
Goal #2: to actually learn to cook decent food and cook it on a regular basis. No more chef boyardee, macaroni and cheese or dino bites (the chicken nuggets from Costco), or weekly trips to Rumbi, Del Taco, or McDonald's. Okay, so Rumbi might still be happening. It's so stinkin' good. Anyone wanting to supply recipes to the McKelle Don't Cook Good cause, feel free!
Goal #3: um, to paint more.
What am I talking about? None of these goals will happen. I'm too lazy. As far as goal #1 is concerned, I'm going to stick with one of my mission companions philosophies. And I quote "I'm making it my goal to gain weight. I don't know about you guys, but I'm making goals I can achieve!" Thanks Murdogg!
Dream #1: Well, the other night, I dreamt that my house was haunted. Super creepy!
Well, that's all for now. At a later time I will actually post something about today, and how I went to the Zoo with Gwen, my mom, and Ava and Owen. Really hot, but fun. Gwen is out of control.
2 comments:
I am STILL peeing my pants. That was HILARIOUS!!! I am so glad you are blogging. This is going to make my days so much better! That was great. And I am still looking for those diet pills. Let me know when you find some. Ahhh. . . that was so funny. Still lol! LOVE IT!
McKelle,
I'm not so sure that your house ISN"T haunted. You're married to Morg, and bad things just follow him.
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