The other morning I was putting my make-up on (foundation or concealer I think) when Gwen walked in. Here was our conversation.
Gwen: What's that?
me: Make-up
Gwen: Does that make your stretch marks go away?
me: (laughing) I wish. Where did you hear about that?
Gwen: A TV commercial. It said it would make your stretch marks disappear. Do you have stretch marks on your face mom (I think she was thinking of wrinkles)?
me: I hope not.
Gwen: Mom, you're old.
me: Yep.