Just wondering if your kids ever say really weird stuff, 'cause mine does. Lately it's all about her poop. I take her to the potty, she sits down, and then she starts to talk. "can you hear peeps mommy?" "can you hear poops mommy?" "that's a stinky poop" "Oh, that's a really big poop! It has poop eyes and poop legs." Yeah, that's my favorite. Poop eyes and poop legs. Yes Gwen, that is a really big poop!
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Gwen came down with some sort of 10 hour bug a couple of nights ago. At first it was just a fever. Then she told me she had to spit in the sink. I took her to the sink and she threw up. Really? How did she know that that's what you're supposed to do....except that she's been watching me do it for the last 10 weeks or so...not that I throw up in the sink, it's usually the toilet, but I had to use Gwen's bath toy bucket one time...but whatever. Anyway, back the story. Gwen was laying in bed with Morgan and I (I had grabbed a big bowl just
in case) and she suddenly sits up, looks at Morgan, and proceeds to throw up all over him. Now, Morgan
hates throw up. He gags at everything. He started to gag, which I think scared Gwen, who then began to cry. Morgan, feels bad and starts trying to make her feel better while I'm just sitting there, wondering where to begin. Gwen then notices the sheets are covered in throw up, so she starts crying about that too. Morgan
whisks Gwen off to take a bath as I change the sheets, and throw Gwen's blanket in the wash. What a night. She was done after that. I just had nightmares all night that I'd be changing sheets numerous times during the night. Poor girl. The next morning, she woke up her usual crazy self, and has been fine ever since.
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have you made a pregnant announcement and I missed it?
Poop eyes and poop legs. I love it. I kind of also love that Morgan got thrown up on.
Glad Gwennie is feeling better.
are you with child? i thought i sort of caught a hint of you mentioning it without really mentioning it.
pete hates throw up too. i got a really bad stomach bug when i was in my third trimester, and i threw up a ton one morning before work. i could hear pete gagging in the kitchen, when i was trying to collect myself. he didn't want to go into the bathroom after that for a little while.
also, did you eat too many smoked o's?
ah yes, throw up. even the mention of it makes me queasy. the things we do and clean up after our little ones....good thing they're cute.
Hey lady...I hope you start feeling better soon. We move this week, I will be in California on August 31.
I am so sorry McKelle-but thanks for the best story ever. I was laughing out loud almost in tears over this sad story-especially with Morgan gagging. You are so funny my friend!
Yeah did I miss the prego announcement too? Love the stories.
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